Final Fantasy IX was the first title that the humor ratio was altered in favor of humor. More times than not, you will come across a line that makes you smile a bit. Most of them were probably not intended to be funny, but hey. Here are several screens from the game, that made me smile just a bit. And there are some where I went whoa! Enjoy.

He sure would!	Duh? Of course there's only 3.
Wow! Gettin personal there!	Uh huh...
The naivety is refreshing.	Nice nod to VII and VIII
What is it about guys and tinkling outdoors?
Yup...He's a flamer.	Basically he means "you finally get it stupid."
Wow...just wow.	Typical male arrogance right here.
Glad to see I am not the only one who thought so.	In other words, s/he is a wacko.
Now the characters are coming out?!?	Why yes...he does.
So that is why he can't use magic in the game.	Not touching it...
So basically all your characters are bastards...what a shock!
Every fans dream.	Whoa! Getting a bit too personal there!
Um...Ok.	Who else has been asked this?
Guess they're wacko too.	Which title does this remind you of?
Yes! What a pervert!	A Star Trek nod?
Simply the best line.	Kids and their comments.
Even the moogles think they're bastards!	Why is everyone so concerned about their trunks?
Wow, he nailed her on the head!